BR - Rejoice, people of the world. The Robin van Persie saga might soon be over.
Or, if you believe one agent, it has already reached its super-secret conclusion.
Confused? Yeah, so is everyone else.
Don't worry about it, though. Thursday's edition of the B/R Transfer Tracker also has updates on Mathieu Debuchy, Joe Allen, Maarten Stekelenburg, Santi Cazorla and Giuseppe Rossi.