TheDailyMail:

The speed at which the football media operate today is like a blender that is constantly having food chucked into it and chopped into a thousand pieces but never has any end product. There’s never any substance at the end of the process. Or it’s like a sausage machine that just churns out more mincemeat rather than sausages. (Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, English Premier League, Gary Neville, Other Cups)