doubt it,

This has to be the most random transfer news I've ever heard.

This really comes out of no where, it has no basis even for a rumor

We would most certainly be the greatest attacking force in the world.

--------- Rooney ---------
Van Persie - Ibrahimovic

That makes me wet. Not gonna happen, though.

Well:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

We don't need him, we don't want him.

Lol what. First of all, we don't buy old players. RVP is the oldest player we've bought since like? lol I don't even know. We won't be doing it again so soon. Secondly, we don't even need Zlatan, or want him. If we were to buy another striker, I would go with Lewandowski. If not, I would prefer that money be spent strengthening our midfield and defense. Sell Nani and replace him with Bale? :)