The writing was on the wall for Zlatan Ibrahimovic. The Swede squandered several clear-cut chances in a Liga game away to Zaragoza and could barely hide his jealousy as Lionel Messi hit a wonderful hat-trick at La Romareda. The end was not only nigh; it was inevitable.
God, AKA Robbie Fowler, is not amused at your blasphemy, Slutan!
Neat story!