Yahoo: Oh no. ... I think this shirt is way too tight. ... How's my hair? ... Seriously, I can't breathe. ... I think I might pass out. ... How's my hair? ... Ugh, this was a horrible decision. ... I knew that I don't wear a children's small, but I said it anyway. What did I say that?! ... How's my hair? ... I really don't want to be the first man to ever be crushed to death by his own shirt. ... It feels like I'm being squeezed by a boa constrictor or Victoria's metallic, vice-like grip. ... Ahhh I really think I'm going to pass out! ... How is my hair?!...
