Dry throat? Runny nose? Chesty cough? Yes, it's that time of year again when the dreaded man-flu runs rampant like Andy Carroll on a stag do.
If you are feeling a bit under the weather, perhaps sat at your desk desperately trying to focus on a spreadsheet while resisting the temptation to gouge out your own sleep-encrusted eyes with a rusty spoon, then spare a thought for Didier Drogba.