Dear Professor Wenger,
I write you today with a heavy Gooner heart, still bleeding Arsenal red from that nightmare ending to the Carling Cup final at Wembley. I know you've always acted as though the CC wasn't worthy of the Arsenal pedigree -- I believe your exact words were, "If you win the league Cup, for me, you cannot say you win trophies" -- but perhaps when you've gone nearly six years without being near any precious metal, even the lowly CC is better than an Ashley Cole bullet in your torso.
