By now, you might feel like you've heard more than enough about El Clasico. You might even be getting sick of it.
Maybe you don't believe the hype. You might be thinking that two penalties in game one and a header throughout 120 minutes of game two go nowhere near towards proving this really is the greatest football fixture on earth. But big matches seldom live up to their billing, especially if the pre-match anticipation is (as is so often the case) predicated purely on plenty of shots and plenty of goals.