It's been a strange week in the footballing world. Now is that transitional time, after deadline day but before the resumption of league play, with a string of underwhelming Euro qualifiers. The odd international friendly is the only opportunity fans have to watch their favorite players try put the ball in the net.
Luckily, lots press conferences and interviews were held this week and lots of intriguing, surprising and sometimes really, really funny things were said. Here are 10 of our favorite quotes from the week that was in World Football. If you have any more you'd like to share, feel free to spam the comments.