In recent times, retirement has been made easy for English football's finest, and Jamie Redknapp, with spaces miraculously emerging either on the Match of the Day sofa or in the Sky Sports studio for them to fill – ideally while wearing trousers so tight that they endanger both decency and the wearer's hopes of any future children. Now, it seems, there might be an alternative to punditry when the legs go: a transfer to Anzhi Makhachkala. Anzhi, the Russian club who journalists are contractually obliged to describe as "mega-rich", reportedly want to sign Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard.
i think they'd both want to retire at liverpool & chelsea