Diving has long been a cold sore on the lip of the beautiful game, but now there is new technology that promises to vanquish it forever! Sounds great, right? Well, not so fast, Seymour -- the sound of it just exactly the problem.
Trials have already begun in London on prototype shin pads that aim to alert referees when contact is made on a tackle and when there's simulation at work
Stupid, after 5 minutes everybody will be peeping, and you can hit your own.
One faulty shin pad and every one will want them banned. Good idea, not gonna catch on though