As rough shifts in the Scottish fourth division go, Montrose ‘keeper Lucas Birnstingl suffered one of the very roughest last weekend as he shipped five goals in the Angus derby against Arbroath last Saturday.
To make matters worse, Birnstingl even conceded a goal scored by his opposite number when Arbroath stopper David Crawford launched a seemingly innocuous free-kick from the edge of his own penalty area which somehow ended up nestled in the back of the Monstrose net…
When it rains it pours, but he actually fled the country? Grow a background man...