Wayne Rooney has spoken to MUTV in the aftermath of Friday lunchtime's sensational revelation that he has signed a new five-year contract with Manchester United.
Speaking exclusively to United's own television channel, Rooney admitted that the past few days have been particularly difficult for him and stated his delight at committing his future to the Red Devils until at least 2015.
So give it a season or two, he'll be ready to quit on there slumping asses, and I can see the disagreements now. Oh Oh Rooneys the best thing since oxygen. blah blah blah.... whatever. Come on City!!!