Please note the below is satirical, and just a bit of fun...
10) Rafa Benitez and Massimiliano Allegri’s pre-match press conferences are about as exciting and emotional as Wednesday’s Manchester derby.
9) Luca Antonini and Christian Chivu go to court over the right to borrow Paolo Maldini’s ‘Left Back for Dummies’ book, which worked wonders for Real Madrid's Marcelo before the recent Champions League clashes with the Rossoneri. “Antonini can’t read the game on the pitch, I doubt he can read off the pitch either,” argues Chivu. “Chivu will only lose the book, just like he always loses his man,” responds Antonini. Neutral judge Guido Rossi awards the book to Chivu.
Very Funny
haha hope it wont be another Manchester derby lol
Haha good list