The 6 craziest football bans and suspensions are often born out of the ludicrous running of the governing bodies of World and European football - FIFA and UEFA. However, some of these suspensions carry more of a story than just a simple red card.
One of the more appropriate stories, however, does not make the list. Zinedine Zidane's headbutt in the World Cup final will not be included due to his immediate retirement from the game.
