Prepare yourselves for what just might be the most Nicklas Bendtner story you've ever heard.
Ekstra Bladent reports that after a drunken Saturday night in Copenhagen, the injured Sunderland striker went into a pizzeria without any money and tried to get himself a free pizza (that sound you hear is David De Gea laughing at him for not just taking a slice and eating it without paying).
That's just sad...
that is crazy, bendtner why on earth would you do that.