BR - Players leaving, players arriving, managers leaving, managers arriving, retirement homes, loanees, twitter, beards, handshakes and Holland are what make up today's gossip roundup.
Confused? You only need read on to discover what on earth I'm talking about.
Gossip is always interesting, if not sometimes frustrating and meaningless, but there is some light at the end of the tunnel with this mash-up of paper talk.
