An ardent Tottenham fan for the last 40 years or so, Gary Lane (the man you see before you) has gone to great lengths in order to display his passion for his beloved football club.
With the obligatory club crest tattoos and blue cock letterbox already in place, 55-year-old Gary has shelled out the £100-odd to legally change his middle name by deed poll from “Mark” to “White Hart”.
“When I told my mum I’d changed it, she nearly fell over.” That'll do it alright...