Mirror - PUSHOVA 0 ENGLAND 5. Quite frankly, proceedings in FC Zimbru’s functional stadium occasionally bordered on the farcical.
I swear Moldova handled the ball more times than they passed it.
Apparently, Moldova has the highest average intake of alcohol per capita in Europe.
A few of them looked like they had been on it before the game.
Their No.7 styled himself on Lionel Messi … and played like Lionel Blair.
The argument for a separate qualification procedure for such minor footballing nations gains more credence with each tournament.
I cant wait to see what the England team will be like in the next few years!
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