Yahoo Sports: Just in case you hadn't heard, Wayne Rooney didn't have such a great World Cup. England's star striker finished with a less than impressive tally of zero goals in South Africa as the Three Lions crashed out of the tournament in the round of 16 after being "Muellered" by Germany.
Emm, waxed chest seems like a good reason for the pathetic performance.
That is the dumbest reason to think why he didnt do good...
Now he can concentrate on the only team that matters: Manchester United.