Dear Santa, i know you may not read this but if you do you should know that im your biggest fan and i strive to become like you every year, i mean come on! how fun is it to give the bad kids crappy gifts and all the good kids wonderful gifts! you see Mr Santa Claus i have been a good boy this year, i have decided to go on a completely vegan diet and not eat any meat which i believe is a damn good excuse to be on your good list. i mean comeon one year without a steak? HOW CAN YOU LIVE! i have not killed anyone, i mean not really. except that hobo that kept asking me for change i mean he was downright rude! sticking his fingers in my face! That was a joke by the way Mr Claus. I am sure that you would know anyway because i would be on the naughty list right? Well i gotta go now its almost new years and im about to go grab me the best steak i have ever had in my life.
Yours sincercly
Your biggest fan!
Merry christmas everyone!
