Oh I see, I guess Shakira wants a turn to sell interviews and stories in all the tabloids and women's mags, then possibly get a spot judging a talent contest on TV and rejuvenate her music career.
Honestly, think about it: what celebrity would make a sex-tape, in this day and age, after all previous sex-tape "scandals", if they didn't want it to get leaked and noticed? Look at the last one in the UK: Tulisa Contostavlos gets a nice gig judging a talent compe...
"European Super League"... you mean like the Champions League? How else would you have it work? Randomly assign teams to tables? You'd have roughly the same results, with the top teams making it to the top regularly. Honestly, do they want some sort of 100 team league? The thing would take about 3 years to play out.