Goal - The supporter wanted to speak to the former manager about the United's Capital One Cup exit at the hands of Sunderland, but the force have directed any unhappy fans to the club
Which service do you require? Sir Alex Ferguson, please!
A drunken Manchester United fan dialled 999 and demanded to speak to the Scot about the club's Capital One Cup exit to Sunderland on Wednesday night.
David moyes working his magic!