Cristiano Ronaldo is currently gadding about in Las Vegas, making the most of his dwindling summer holiday before the bitter grind of pre-season bites once again.
Indeed, the Real Madrid man stumbled across a lost phone on his travels and, being the thoroughly decent sort he is, got in contact with the owner in an attempt to return the misplaced handset.
Ronaldo then set about reuniting the phone with its rightful owner, a young lady by the unlikely name of Austin Woolstenhulme…
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